Anonymous said: I mean, you get that vegansmustbestopped is a satire blog, right?
Damnit. I had a gut feeling that vegansmustbestopped might have been satire because it was so bizarre. Granted, in my defense, Tumblr is a fucking weird place (my blog being a particularly good example). Furthermore Poe’s Law is hard as fuck to nail down. cc cowhoredom
I’m REALLY getting sick and tired of this rumor that’s going around that this is some sort of satirical blog. It’s not cool, you guys.
I’m just a regular guy who thinks that eating humans is acceptable behavior because carrots are killed, I have canine teeth, our ancestors did it, I can’t afford extravagant food like rice and beans, I have a rare blood type, there’s other people in the world doing it, and it tastes good so what else do I need to think about.
Where you get satire from that, I wouldn’t have the slightest clue. Sometimes, it’s like you guys are just grasping at straws.
8 vegetables that you can regrow again and again.
You can regrow scallions by leaving an inch attached to the roots and place them in a small glass with a little water in a well-lit room.
When garlic begins to sprout, you can put them in a glass with a little water and grow garlic sprouts. The sprouts have a mild flavor than garlic and can be added to salads, pasta and other dishes.
Bok choy can be regrown by placing the root end in water in a well-lit area. In 1-2 weeks , you can transplant it to a pot with soil and grow a full new head.
Put carrot tops in a dish with a little water. Set the dish in a well-lit room or a window sill. You’ll have carrot tops to use in salads.
Put clippings from basil with 3 to 4-inch stems in a glass of water and place it in direct sunlight. When the roots are about 2 inches long, plant them in pots to and in time it will grow a full basil plant.
Cut off the base of the celery and place it in a saucer or shallow bowl of warm water in the sun. Leaves will begin to thicken and grow in the middle of the base, then transfer the celery to soil.
Put romaine lettuce stumps in a 1/2 inch of water. Re-water to keep water level at 1/2 inch. After a few days, roots and new leaves will appear and you can transplant it into soil.
The stems of cilantro will grown when placed in a glass of water. Once the roots are long enough, plant them in a pot in a well-lit room. You will have a full plant in a few months.